A well-endowed Arsenal player had ‘about 30 pebbles’ stuffed inside his member by a team-mate after passing out drunk.
Colin Pates, said to be “gifted” in the manhood department, had apparently fallen asleep on a sofa in the lobby of the Meon Valley Country Club, near Southampton, after a boozy session in the early 1990s.
And his Gunners team-mate Jimmy Carter seized the opportunity for a practical joke.
David Hillier, who was also part of the squad, told the Undr The Cosh podcast: In the reception at this time, Colin Pates has fallen asleep on a chaise longue.
“This is our last night at the Meon Valley Country Club, and obviously they loved having us there.
“I don’t know how it’s happened, but in the morning Colin Pates wakes up on this chair – and Colin Pates had quite a…he was quite gifted in the old…department, right.